UNWRITTEN RULES OF INDIAN QUEUE 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🤼🚶🚶🏃🚶

UNWRITTEN RULES OF INDIAN LINES 

* If you are about join a standing queue ask the last person in that queue , whether anyone has reserved position after him, to avoid chaos and fight 🤼.

* If you see the traces of stones, bags 👜 in the ground of the line, don't ignore , it is a symbol that someone had reserved that position. If you ignore that, the reserved VIP will enter into force and ask you " Aeyaa,  Kannu therla, kallu vechi / bag vechi iruken la , poda pinadi "  , leads to argument or embarassment.

  

* Don't leave too much gap, line breakers 🏃 will enter in between the gap and make you exit the line. ( This rule won't be applicable at pandemic times, but line breakers still exists in pandemic times also 🤦 ) 

* Beware of small talk guys🗣️, they will come late , and they try to enter the line at centre by mesmerizing the line members and requesting a position before or after to the person he is talking.

BEWARE OF 

* Parallel Universe guys😈, instead of joining the line they will create a separate line parallel to the real line and confuses the public, later they will slowly merge into the real line and it will severely affect your position in the line.

* Time travellers 👽 , suddenly they will appear from no where and say  " munaadiyea vanthutan, tea sapda poi irunthen " . If we argue with them they will provide eye witnesses for them , and some random uncle will say, " Ama pa, avaru appaiyea vanthutaaru, enkitta sollitu than ponaaru. " ( Mostly found at Ration kadai )

* Acting Uncles 🧓, they are the ones who takes our positions in between the line, by creating sympathy. 

* Baby standers🤱, To get advance in line and to create sympathy, the mother will take her 6 months baby with her to the line, and she will quickly gets to the front of the line.  If anyone doesn't allow her to go up, she will create guilt in that person saying " Kulandha thana vechi iruken, konja vidalam la " by this dialogue she will gain the support of people, and the people forces the stopping man to promote her up in line.

* 'Request'ers🧎, They will join the queue at last and suddenly get promoted to up by requesting to the people saying " Time ayeduchi, office ponum/ kulandhai veetula thaniya iruku / Aduppula sooru vechittu vanthu iruken. " and they get the sympathy of the people and moves above. This Requesters journey to the top of line, will be stopped by a random guy saying " Enakum than time illa, nanum seekaram ponum "

HONOURABLE MENTIONS 🏆

* Oru porul Oler ☠️,  They act like VIPs and get straight to top of the line, if people shouts at him, he will say  " Thou intha oru porul than, itha mattum vangittu poiduren... " 

Then he will buy lot of things,.. ( he can be founded mostly in Maligai kadai )

Disclaimer,

   The things which I have mentioned is for expression of reality with fun elements, doesn't intended to hurt anyone , and I don't vow to its political correctness.

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